Best Vegan Pick Up Lines
These Vegan pick up lines are useful if you have vegetarian friends. Vegetarians are extremely lovable, hot, and sensitive individuals. You must exercise extreme caution when taking your first steps around them. Here’s a list of smooth and nasty vegan flirting lines. The extensive collection includes terms for a variety of cir*****stances, such as tinder openers, conversation starters, and even chat-up lines. If you employ them wisely, you can swiftly attain your aim.
Alright babe I’ve got some meat you won’t feel guilty eating.
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as the figure of a vegetarian.
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
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Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Can you believe this bar doesn’t serve wheatgr*****?
Cutie, you have the passion and figure of a vegan.
****** girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!
Did you know I was a vegan?
Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep this new hemp
linens, but I need an additional opinion.
Don’t they just tell everyone they’re vegan as soon as they meet them?
Girl, I promise I am 100% organic and got no preservatives.
Girl, I know you’re vegan, but my meat ain’t got no substitute.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Hey, you have something green stuck in your teeth. That’s hot.
How do you get your protein?
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I know all the E-numbers.
I like your new skirt. I love the pleather because it makes you all hot.
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
I usually don’t eat meat but in your case, I’m willing to make an exception.
I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.
I would like to give kiss tofu.
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I would never ask you to eat meat ……… on the first date.
I would offer you a single red rose, but no doubt you’d accuse me of murdering the thing.
I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.
If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving,
environment-nurturing, whale-saving s*x machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Is it true you’re vegan? It’s time we made Contact!
Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that a courgette in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
I’d turn vegan for you.
I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s s*xiest Vegetarian level of
competition.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s s*xiest Vegetarian competition.
Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World’s s*xiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a smoothie? It’s gmo-free.
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade
shake?
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.
You are the only meat I will ever put in my body.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
You’re a hot chick…pea eater.
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I am a vegan but I am willing to make an exception.
Will you let me eat your meat?
I hope you aren’t vegan
Because I want you to taste this meat
I heard you only like meat that still has blood pumping through it.
Hey, are you vegan?
Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me 😉
Are you an artisan vegan pudding maker?
Your daddy must have been a vegan baker because you’re a croissant.
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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If u were a vegetable you’d be a cucumber.
Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?
You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours
A cheesy or plant-based pickup line is the quickest approach to a girl’s heart. It may seem stupid, but many great relationships begin with a terrific conversation opener.
