Anyone who lived through 9/11 can tell you that it was one of the most traumatizing events in the country’s history, but there are plenty of ways to channel the day’s negative energy into something positive, like helping someone get to know you better! These 9/11 pick up lines are sure to do the trick and help you meet someone new, plus they make fun of terrorists at the same time! Pick your favorite and give it a try today! You never know how many women are going to find it hilarious!
9/11 Pick Up Lines
- My father died in 9/11.He was the greatest pilot in all of Iraq.
- Hey girl, were you in 9/11?cause I’ll never forget you.
- Your body is like 9/11: I want to crash into your twin towers.
- Babe, call me 911. Because my help comes for you.
- Can you call 911? Because I want you as my emergency contact.
- You got fine written all over you.
- Dude, 9/11 jokes don’t fly around here. The are just plane wrong.
- Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?
- Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work.
- My South Tower won’t be falling tonight.
- Drop ’em!
- Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.
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- Hi are you 911? Because my life is in danger without you.
- Hi is this 911? I have an emergency because I am falling for you.
Funny 9/11 Pick Up Lines
- Baby, I’m like 9/11 just when you think it’s over, I’ll keep coming.
- I made these all for last years 9/11, while reasonably drunk. Let’s see how fast I’ll crash and burn.
- I want to crash my plane into your field.
- Hello 911 Emergency? I am about to have a stranger in my bed.
- Are you emergency staff? Then let me call 911, because I am about to make you come.
- My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
- Are you a twin tower? Cause I wanna hit it twice, then never see you again.
- Loving you is like 9/11: You’ve hijacked my heart.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I’d love you to frisk me.
- Hey girl are we the twin towers? Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on each other.
- Are you a plane? Cause I’m the twin towers and I’m falling for you.
- Girl, are you a terrorist? Cause I’m falling for you like the twin towers.
- Girl, your rack can crash into my tower any time.
- Are you the World Trade Center Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers.
- Want to play good cop bad cop?
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Flirty 9/11 Pick Up Lines
- Babe, I hope you are not 911. Because I want you to blow.
- Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine?
- Can my plane go into your Pentagon?
- Twin Towers Hey girl, are you the twin towers, because your smokin!
- I need to call 911. Because you just stole my heart.
- Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy on top of someone. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
- Can you call 911? Because my heart is racing for you.
- Ever seen a baton this big?
- Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?
- 911 What’s the nature of your emergency? You take my breath away.
- Want to plant something on me?
- You make me feel like 9/11: I’m falling for you.
- I hear cops like a big bust.
- Do you need me to call 911? Because you are smoking hot.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.
- I’d hit you between your twin towers.
- 911, I need help, because I just want to let you know I am about to explode inside you.
- Being with me is like 9/11It’s hot and you won’t even know what hit you.
- Are you 911? I need to report a crash. Because I have a huge crush on you.
- I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.
- You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
- Is today 911? We must f** otherwise the terrorists will win.
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