Best Dinosaur Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Do you want to get a date with the guy or girl who loves dinosaurs toys or movies? Use these dinosaur themed pick up lines to impress him or her. These dinosaur pick up lines are great conversation starters too. We have compiled over 80+ best dinosaur pick up lines in this post for you to flirt with him or her.
Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. Lol, I meant bones.
Are you a rare dinosaur fossil? Because I’m an impatient paleontologist, and I wanna date you badly.
Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby, has anyone ever told you you’re dino-mite?
Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I’d be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series.
Can you take care of this for me? My arms are too short.
Come to my place let me make you dino-sore.
Come to my place? Stegosaurus in bed till the morning?
Did you know I’m a dinosaur? Yeah, I’m the elusive D-rachiosaurus.
Did you see my mighty dinosaur beak or should I fly by here again?
Do you want to read my body language?
Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick.
Every time you go, I have vestigial feelings for you.
Generally people afraid of dinosaur, I m too. But I m afraid of falling fall you.
Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
Hey Chris Pratt! Let’s make that b*tton-down henley extinct.
Hey I got some few things you could club, over at my place.
Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
Hey baby, you put the all in allosarus, you feel me?
Hey gymosaur rex! I love your triceps-ratops!
Hey is that a nest on your chest? You have two T-Rex eggs on you!
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life.
I am in love with you like how I love the movie of Jurassic Park and its overwhelming cast.
I just ran from a genetically modified hybrid mutant dinosaur and, in the process, fell for you.
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.
I would love to plesiosaur you.
If you are a dinosaur, then your name must be cute-no-shares.
If you are dinosaurs, then I must take you to my dangerous friends.
If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
I’m a T-Rex, and let’s just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else …
I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
I’m going to cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.
I’m gonna tear you with my dactyl…
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.
I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.
Jurra*sic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Leave carbon at home lets go on a date.
Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.
Let’s live this beautiful life right now. Coz we will be extinct any time.
Let’s play “find the dinosaur” with each other’s bodies!
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My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.
One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.
People say I’m a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplococcus?
So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?
StegosaurME and StegosaurYOU should go out on a date because Stegosaurus.
That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
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Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?
We both like dinosaurs, right? So what else is there? My place tonight?
We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
When I’m around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice…
When I’m with you, my heart soars like a Pterodactyl.
Why don’t you Tria*sic a little tenderness?
Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
You and I, you and I, we’re like meteors in the sky.
You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime.
You can dig up my bone any day.
You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck… (Apatosaurus)
You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.
You must be a raptor, because I want to ride you all day.
You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.
You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.