150+ Best Dirty Funny Questions To Ask A Girl/Women

Best Dirty Funny Questions To Ask A Girl/Women

Best Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl/Women
Best Dirty Funny Questions To Ask A Girl/Women

Asking “Dirty Questions” can take a relationship to a whole new level of excitement. You can also use some of them to figure out where you’re going if you’re simply going out and don’t know where you’re going. In this post, You will get 150+ best dirty funny questions to ask a girl.

What body parts are your favorite?

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What’s your favorite sensation to feel?

Have you ever thought about what it would be like if we kissed?

How do you feel when I hug you?

When did you first see me in a different way?

Did you dress up like this for me?

When do you think is the right time to “make a move”?

If you could see me in any outfit right now, what would it be?

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Have you been thinking about me?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

What did you first notice about me?

What desire do you feel guilty about?

What was your last intimate thought about me?

Do you consider yourself more of a good or a bad girl?

What’s the most attractive trait of a man?

What’s the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn?

What’s the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn

How do you think we’d look together?

What clothes do you sleep in… if any?

What’s the best thing about flirting?

What parts of the male body do you like the most?

What do you see when you look into my eyes?

Wanna move this somewhere quieter?

Are you alone?

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What are you doing later tonight?

Have you ever made out with someone just because you felt horny?

What’s the most inappropriate thought about me you’ve ever had?

What’s the best part, physically, about being female?

What’s the best part, physically, about being female

If we could be anywhere right now, where would it be?

How do you feel about body hair on a guy?

What do you like about my body?

Have you ever imagined me n*ked?

What movie character do I remind you of?

Want me to walk you home?

Can you show me your “Move” to turn a guy on?

What do you think a ma*sage from me will feel like?

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

If we were in an underwear store and there was only one fitting room, who would go first?

What do you feel is the best thing about kissing?

What do you feel is the best thing about kissing?

If you accidentally find a n*de picture of me, what would you do?

If I walked into the shower and I saw you n*ked, how would you feel?

If you had to kiss me anywhere below the shoulders, where would it be?

Do you like it when we’re alone together?

Do you think we look like a couple?

What clothes do I look better in? + examples

What’s your favorite thing about me?

Are you attracted to me?

How does it feel to be touched by me?

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How does it feel when I kiss your neck?

What would you want me to do to you tonight?

How would you feel if I blindfolded you?

Want me to eat some cream off of you?

Wanna save some water by showering together?

Wanna get away for the weekend?

Remember that time we… (good, naughty memory)

What’s your favorite toy?

What’s your favorite spot for me to touch?

What’s the naughtiest thing you would do for me?

Want me to take you home tonight?

What’s the most inappropriate place you’d like to do things at?

Top 5 spots you like me to kiss you and I’ll do it right now?

Wanna touch ourselves in front of eachother?

What’s a song that always gets you turned on? (put on that song)

What’s something kinky you’ve always wanted to try but were afraid to ask me?

Wanna have the loudest s#x in the world?

What’s the best org#sm I’ve ever given you?

Where in the house would you like to have me other than the bedroom?

Remember when I had you on that fence?

Wanna annoy the neighbors a little bit?

Do you ever brag about me to your friends?

Hey, do I taste good?

Want to see if there’s anything interesting at the adult store?

Want to go skinny dipping tonight?

Does nature turn you on at night?

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Let’s play “dress up”, but I get to dress you up… and down?

When do you think is it time for two people to get intimate?

When do you think is it time for two people to get intimate

Do you want to roleplay?

Want to play “Blindman’s Bluff”?

When was the last time we played strip poker?

Would you have a “n*ked pillow fight” with me?

Wanna play strip “Jenga”?

Let’s play “guess the body part with your lips”?

Let’s play “Never have I ever”?

Let’s see how good of a “wrestler” you are?

Can you “Guess the food” with your eyes shut?

Let’s play “n*ked mirror”

Wanna play “spin the bottle”, we can drink it first?

Do you think you can make me finish without using your hands?

Isn’t it time for some “Love Bingo”?

Wanna buy one of those Kama Sutra dice?

Didn’t you have a Kama sutra somewhere around here?

Have you ever thought about doing your yoga n*ked?

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What is your favorite thing to do in bed? What is your least favorite thing to do in bed?

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Do you like giving and/or receiving oral sex?

Do you own a vibrator?

What is your favorite sexual position? What is your least favorite sexual position?

Do you like porn?

Have you ever been attracted to a woman? If yes have you ever acted on it?

Does the thought of two men having sex turn you on?

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Have you ever been to a strip club?

What is the sexiest quality a partner can have?

Do you have a fetish?

Do you like to be dominated? Or do you prefer to be the dominant one?

What are your favorite places to be touched? Where are your least favorite places to be
touched?

What do you fantasize about?

Do you read erotica? What is the sexiest book you’ve ever read?

Ideally, how long should sex last?

What is the hottest thing a lover can say in bed?

Do you like men in uniforms?

Have you ever made a booty call?

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Do you want to get married someday?

Do you want children? If you couldn’t have them, what other options would you consider?

Do you believe in God?

What social causes do you feel passionately about?

What do you want to be remembered for?

Who have you been friends with the longest?

How long was your longest relationship?

Are you close with your family?

If you got pregnant today, what would you do?

What challenging experiences have made you stronger?

What inspires you?

What are your life goals?

Who do you look up to?

What do you consider cheating? (Kissing, sexting, webcam girls, etc.)

What one change do you wish you could make in the world?

What would most people be surprised to learn about you?

Have you ever been discriminated against?

Is honesty always the best policy?

What is your biggest fear?

When are you the happiest?

What foreign country would you love to live in?

What is your favorite way to relax?

What is a better gift: A couples’ spa day, a weekend getaway, or diamond jewelry?

Do you like schedules or do you prefer to go with the flow?

If money was not a factor, where would you live?

If you could sing one song perfectly, what song would you choose?

What do you like the most about technology? What do you like the least about technology?

What road trip would you love to take?

What is your favorite flower?

Would you rather live in a place with an ocean view or a city skyline view?

What skill have you worked the hardest to master?

Which is scarier: giving a speech to 1,000 people or skydiving?

If you won the lottery, would you still work?

Have you ever boycotted or protested anything?

What was the best job you ever had?

What is the most important thing you learned from your parents?

Which do you crave the most: stability or adventure?

Would you rather be unique or understood?

Have you ever meditated?

Send these questions to your girlfriend/wife through text message to impress her. Thanks for reading all the dirty funny questions to ask a girl.

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