Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Starting a new conversation with a stranger is not easier. Normal pick up lines will not help you much because they are cheesy and dirty. These Harry Potter pick up lines will not only help you start a great conversation with the girl or guy you like, but they will also help you get a date with the person you like. We have compiled over 110+ best Harry Potter pick up lines in this post.
Point at your chest/heart) It’s a port-key. Once you touch it, it’ll take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.
Point your wand at girls crotch and say)…. Alohamora!
Are we in the Room of Requirements? Because I require you.
Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.
Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Baby, you don’t need defense against my dark arts.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.
Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!
Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
Do me, I’m Harry f*cking Potter.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!
Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters
Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that a*s is magical!
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you’re my Chosen One.
Have you been using Accio? Cuz I’ve been coming to you every night
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
Hermoine your b**bs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?
Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!
I am SIRIUS-ly into you.
I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?
I can be anything you want me to be… I’ve got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I don’t have a broom, can I ride yours?
I don’t need accio, to make you come!
I don’t need aguamenti to make you wet!
I don’t need the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!
I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
I wanna be your Dumblewhore.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
I’d let you handle my wand any day!
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
I’ll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!
I’m like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I’ve got two Bertie Bott’s beans and a wand, wanna taste?
If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
If i were a sorting hat, I’d put you in my house!
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!
I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.
I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor.
Let’s have a Tri-Wizard tournament Protect your ‘wand’ from ‘hogwarts’ when you enter the ‘chamber of secrets’
Let’s have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!
Lets practice Alohomora…you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?
My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I’ll show you tonight.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
My wand has chosen you!
My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…..
Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!
One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours
Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out!
Together we could really make the ‘Shrieking Shack’ worthy of its name.
Wanna explore my chamber of secrets?
We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
You had me at “Harry Potter.”
You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
You must be a bludger because you knock me out.
You must be a house-elf, because you clean up great.
You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You’ve got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.