65 Best Nurse Pick Up Lines

Best Nurse Pick Up Lines

Do you have an eye on the girl who is working as a nurse? These nurse pick up lines will be useful for you. Use these flirty, cheesy pick up lines to impress a nurse or a medical staff. These nurse pick up lines are conversation starters too. We have collected 65 best flirty nurse pick up lines in this post.

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  • Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me s****chless.
  • Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.
  • Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.
  • Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
  • Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.
  • Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  • Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.
  • Can you check my heartbeat? I think it’s beating too fast because of you.
  • Can you show me how to do mouth-to-mouth, on me?
  • Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
  • Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”
  • Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just sc****d my knee falling for you.
  • Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
  • Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

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  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  • Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
  • Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
  • Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.
  • Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.
  • I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.
  • I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
  • I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you’d be amazed.
  • I don’t think I’m fine, my heart just skipped a beat because of you.
  • I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.
  • I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away.
  • I love the way you make me vasodilate.
  • I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.
  • I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
  • I need an inhaler because you just took my breath away.
  • I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
  • I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
  • I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damage, I keep falling for you.
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Best Flirty Nurse Pick Up Lines

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  • I wish I were your coronary artery, so I can be wrapped around your heart.
  • Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.
  • Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.
  • Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.
  • Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
  • Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
  • I’ll shock the socks off you.
  • I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!
  • I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth.
  • I’m familiar with Latex and restraints.
  • I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
  • I’m not an organ donor but I’d give you my heart anytime.
  • Look ! I’m dying here. If you want me to survive, please go out with me.
  • My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
  • Please don’t be too sweet. I might get diabetes!
  • Stop being so sweet! I might get diabetes!
  • They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
  • Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
  • Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
  • Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
  • We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.

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  • We should study some anatomy together.
  • You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
  • You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
  • You make my dopamine levels all silly.
  • You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
  • You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
  • You’re like a car accident, I just can’t look away.

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