60+ Best Mean and Offensive Pick Up Lines 2022

Best Mean and Offensive Pick Up Lines 2022

Best Mean and Offensive Pick Up Lines 2022
Best Mean and Offensive Pick Up Lines 2022

Pick up lines are available in a variety of shades and colors. They could be rude, disrespectful, offensive, nasty, filthy, or uncomfortable. However, most of them are amusing. In this post, we have compiled over 60+ best mean and offensive pick up lines.

Are you a human? ARE YOU SURE?

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Are you a refreshing drink? I want to take a sip for refreshment.

Baby, we can go hump back at my place. Do you like a whale?

Can you raise a c*ck? Do you have a chicken farm?

Are you a snack? I want to eat you for fun.

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Can you tell me, are you as good as all the guys say you are? Or are you just showing off?

Do you have a fever? Because you are looking damn hot.

Do you have a mirror in your handbag? Your eyes are reflecting on each other.

Do you like to dance? Ok then, go and dance I want to talk to your friend.

Nice skirt, would look great on my bedroom floor.

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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise c*cks.

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

Do you want to be my SLUT? What? Sweet, lovely, unforgettable thing.

Even you are far away. I can smell you. Are you a poop?

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Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Girl, do you know you are hot as a white dwarf, hot but not bright.

Could you do me a favor Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Could you do me a favor Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Girl, do you want a clean place to sit? You can sit on my lap.

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

Hey lady, you’ve got a nice set of buns. Is your family have a bakery?

Hey, I think you are a fire alarm because you are annoying and loud.

Hey, do you wanna dance with me? (No) it’s ok; the other two pigs’ heads reply the same.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!

How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I can see myself in your pants!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I can see myself in your pants!

How much does the elephant weigh? Less than you, I would guess.

I dreamt about you, you raped.

I have got a bone to check. Are you an archeologist?

I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

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I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

I know you’re very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.

I think you are pretty, but I like prettier girls.

I think you fart because you blew me away.

I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor…

I want to let you know how beautiful you are. Would you buy me a drink?

I want to place “u” between f and CK.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

If I was my d*ck, will you s*ck it? (no) Oh you like dirty d*cks then?

Don’t be so mean. You have this body for the rest of your life, and I want it tonight.

Don’t be so mean. You have this body for the rest of your life, and I want it tonight.

If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you’re buying me drinks until you do.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

Is your skin that same color all over? (i.e., Are you part black?)

I’m not an alcoholic, but I drink every time we hit a red light.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Oh, girl! You smell… let’s take a shower together.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

The Roses are red. The night sky is black. Your front is flat like my back.

Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!

We can generate high voltage electricity, insert my plug into your socket.

Where is my key? Can I check your pant?

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

You are beautiful like a starry night,

You are melting like ice cream. Can I lick you?

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You are spicy and cheesy like Mexican snacks.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

Your love for me Is like loose diarrhea. I can hold it in.

Your parents must be retarded: they didn’t want to keep ya!

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