Best Plus Size Pick Up Lines
No matter if you’re 20 or 80, it’s always fun to flirt with someone you like. And if the person you’re flirting with happens to be a woman who’s plus size, that makes things even more interesting and exciting! The plus size community has come together to create some seriously funny and clever lines that are also great for teasing your friends and family members about their weight! If you’re looking for some Plus Size Pick Up Lines for Her that aren’t too cheesy, these are just what you need.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Am I smashed? Or are you really that curvy?
- Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot *****.
- Are you ***** dialing? Because I swear that ***** is calling.
- Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of that *****.
- Aww, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
- AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix
- Baby, you are FATulous!
- Curvy is beauty.
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- Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat *****.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that *****!
- Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got ***** ma.
- Do you like cake? Do you like fat *****es? Do you want to eat cake off my fat *****?
- Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat *****
- Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember that curves.
- Girl don’t stop. Keep flaunting your curves!
- Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all
over you. - Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup….THICK.
- Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I’d just say something that would break the
ice. - Hatchling, you put the “*****” in Jurassic.
- Heat makes things expand… so I don’t have a weight problem… I am just hot!
- Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
- Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
- Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ***** ma!
- Hey gorgeous, don’t be selfish and hide your curves.
- Hey s**** and ripped.
- Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person
Pick Up Lines for Chubby Girl
- I am loving your body, because good things don’t come in small packages.
- I don’t care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!
- I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being s****.
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- I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long.
- I hope your day is as exciting as your curves.
- I like my girls curvy and dirty.
- I like my women, like I like my ice cream plus size and dripping down my fingers
- I love curvy women – you are big, s****, thick, wide and beautiful.
- I love how your curves fit into my arm.
- I love your body confidence.
- I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.
- I make good babies.
- I may look tubby, but I got an ***** like a jackhammer.
- I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice *****!”
- I will do anything to get my hand on curve like yours.
- I’m 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent s*x machine.
- I’m a 400 pound hunk of burning love.
- I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
- If I told you that you had a great curves, would you hold it against me?
- If mother nature didn’t like curves, she would’ve made the world flat.
- Is it hot in here, or are your b**bs just huge?
- Keep calm and cuddle up to a chubby girl.
- Let’s bypass all the ****** and just get *****.
- Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.
- My head is under water, but I’m breathing fine. You are thick and I’m out of my mind.
- Nice curves. Can I run through it with my hands?
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- Once you go fat you never go back.
- Real men love big women.
- Romantic comes in all sizes, but I love your size the most.
- Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the
other 9 men. - The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding… look at that *****.
Flirty Thick Girl Pick Up Lines
- The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
- Too big? The only thing I’m too big for is your narrow mind!
- Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- What is on your curves? My eyes!
- With a curves like yours, you’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
- You are a perfect piece of steak. I can’t stop drooling over you.
- You know anybody can drive in a straight line, it takes a real diver to handle the
curves. - You know, I would die happy if I saw your curves in your birthday suit just once!
- You know, you’ve got the best curves I’ve ever dreamed of coming across.
- Your body is amazing with curves in all the right places, but your smile is the curve
that I appreciate the most.
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- Your body is curvy, your face is beautiful and your attitude is fierce, I think we are a
perfect match. - Your s**** figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
