Top Dirty Weed Pick Up Lines for him or her
Are you trying to attract girls and chicks with a stash of marijuana or pot and a joint? Use these amusing weed pick up lines to your advantage. They use weed and smoking to help you do just that. Open up the discussion and flirt, all while high and stoned. Use these smart pick up lines to spend quality time with the girl or guy you like.
- Do you smoke pot? Because…
Weed look cute together. - Do You Do Drugs?
Do you do drugs cos weed looks cute together? - Do you like drugs?
Cause I think weed go good together. - U know what the best kind of weed is When I’m weed u.
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- I wanna have a 3some with you.
Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed) - I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed…
Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places. - Do you smoke pot?
’cause weed be good together! - Do you smoke marijuana?
Cus weed be cute together 🥺
- My weed’s quality sooo bad
That even if I’m high, I just wanna go down on you - Are you weed?
Because I want you to f me up. - Do you smoke?
Coz weed be cute together. - Girl, do you smoke pot?
Cuz weed be cute together - If a girl smokes pot
Ayy girl, just like my bong I’d do you every morning! - Does it smell like weed…Or is it just you?
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- Do you smoke?
Cuz Weed look good together. - I like my p**sy like I like my weed
Hairy and sticky - Girl do you smoke?
Because weed look good together.
- I saw from across the room and thought… I bet she needs a taco, too.
- I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.
- (Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?
- Just bought some weed Cuz, given that you’re an angel from heaven, I need to get high.
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- (Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.
- Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?
- Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.
- Strippers get *****, weed gets me faded Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon.
- Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight.
- As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don’t forgot to eat your weedies!
- Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?
- Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.
- You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.
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- Excuse me ma’am are you a joint? Because you’re smoking!
- Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?
- Hey baby! You’re smoking!
- Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way – You, me, and Mary Jane?
- Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?
- Hey ya wanna get high?
- Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let’s smoke this baby.
- Hey! Let’s make like a blunt and roll.
- How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?
- I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.
- I can be your buzz amplifier.
- I don’t even need a lighter… you are already on fire!
- I got weed.
- I have a huge kush on you
- I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!
- I saw from across the room and thought… I bet she needs a taco, too.
- I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.
- I will let u hit this if I can tap that
- I wish you were a joint, I’d roll you over & ****** you up and down!
- I’m a certified drug dealer.
- I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
- I’ve got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.
- I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.
- Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.
- If you are looking for da ******, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.
- Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
- Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.
- Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.
- It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?
- Let’s celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.
- Meet you at four-twenty.
- My love 420 will not be the same without you.
- My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.
- Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?
- So you’re gonna have to blow me for those buds…
- Wanna get weird after this?
- Wanna help me smoke this joint?
- Wanna hit this bowl ?
- Want to get cough-ee with me?
- Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.
- What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!
- Why don’t me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?
- You are so adorable when you geek out.
- You have me at cannabis.
- You know what is better than best? Me.
- You must be as dope as weed… Because right now you are all I need.
- You wanna hit this?
- You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…
- What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want some more.
- I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
- Want to save water by showering together?
- You dropped something. My jaw.
- Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
- Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
- Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
- Legs like that should be wrapped around my neck.
- Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have s*x inside my car.
- Are you from China? Cause I’m China get into those pants.
- If I were a balloon, would you blow me?
- I’m not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.
- Hey, I got your vitamin D for today.
- Hey may I use you thighs as earmuffs?
- Do you have a switch? ‘Cause Baby, I wanna turn you on’.
- I hope you have enjoyed all the Dirty Weed Pick Up Lines For Him Or Her.
